Stories

How I discovered The Count
It was a overcast cloudy morning at my house, it was also the morning of the yearly exams. I figured I needed a good luck charm to help get me through so i quickly searched through my draws for one shell, no way, money, sorry not you, keyring, not my style, sesame street character? The count? Yes so me!
So i raced of to school with my goodluck charm The Count and boy did it help me through that first exam!
At reecess i showed my friends the count. Ashley loved it, Nicole liked it, Kelly felt for it and Jemima laughed at it. Poor old Count. But over all my friends now knew i was obessed with the count, the next exam i finished early so i got out my count and developed a lifelong bond with a small stuffed Macdonalds Toy! The Count The Count. We went for so much fun together the beach, bike rides to the creek, the park , partys it was so much fun, it was the last string i had attached to my childhood too. So here we are in 2004 and here are some adventure stories about the count.

2. Nicole's Bday Party

Well it was about 1 week after the exams and it was Nicole (one off my friends) Birthday party. It was a sleepover pool party so off course we were going 2 go in the pool. Oh our poor count well thats just say that he had his far share off... well experiences and being shoved down Nicole's bra was one of them but we won't go into that, he went down the pool filter and that was a bad enough experience with that disgusting jelly stuff!
We stayed up all night and partyied it was the coolest, so far that has been the count's fave party! And thats just one off the count's adventures.

3.Up,Up,Up on the Fans!!

As I said the count has had some adventures, and this is another one.
This was about 3 weeks after Nicoles party and I was over at Nicoles house. We were bored so we were throwing the poor Count up at the fans! One time he just went Up Up Up and awwwwwwwwwwway! Poor Count got stuck on one of the beams on the roof. Eventually we rescued him with a mop!

4.Washed out to sea

This time the Count had an adventure was mid January when I was up the coast on a holiday! It was our second day off holidays and I was down at the rough beach. I had decided to take the Count for a swim in the water so off we went into the ghastly ocean. Me and My brother were throwing him around and A massive wave came!! As quickly as i could I grabbed the Count and duckdived under the wave. Unfortunatly I had let go off the Count!! While I was franticly searching for my beloved Count he was lazing around on the rocks just enjoying himself. Eventually though I found him after about an HOUR off searching. From then on he stayed back at the resort!

Lost in The Guitar.

This adventure was just a couple of days ago. It was another music lesson and me and my best friend Jem were practicing our guitar playing. We were just talking away when all off a sudden I got the Count out. Well what a big mistake that was.... I slid him in the guitar strings but that changed the sound! So Jemima sugested that we put him in the inside off the guitar. So in went the count. Not realising the councequences of placing him in their I reached to get him out but, Oh No my hand would'nt fit, Jemima tryed but she could'nt quite reach him. So here we were in the middle off a music lesson banging and twisting a massive guitar around while the poor Count was getting jolted around inside! Well the teacher came outside and we had to stop so i was desperatly trying to reach into the guitar too rescue the count! Eventually though Jemima rescued him. Thank u jem u saved his life we are eternally greatful!

Hamster Attack!!

This mean cruel deed off hurting my Count was commited 18th March 2004. Well it was a Normal Thursday lunchtime and Mean annoying James had stolen Nicoles chicken! Now we were chasing him around the building trying to rescue this poor innocent chickem eventually though we got it eventually, i decided to get out my count. Well what a bad Idea that was that! Hamster saw my Count and off he was with it! I chased him one lap off the building before Hamster made him fly through the air into a forrbiden area. Now the Count has never I say NEVER been flying like this before and i wanted his first time to be meaningfull o now he was stuck in this forbidden area. The poor Count but I slid under the fence to save him.

How I came to be obsessed with the raccoon!

Well as i know most off you know, you don't wanna no my story of how i got obsessed with the Cutie creatures raccoons here it is:
It all started one Wednesday morning in 2002 when i looked at myself really closley in the mirror, i had had a late night and had dark rings around my eyes. The previous day before me and my friend Nikki were trying to figure out what animals we each looked like. As i looked closley in the mirror i relised i looked like a otter?? no it wasn't an otter,what were those creatures called i asked myself, the ones with ring around their eyes? Thats it i thought there called raccoons. I raced off to school and told nikki what i thought she laughed and suprisingly agreed.
A couple of months past and it was December and The yr 6 farewell, i didn't want too go with a guy(i mean who would the guys @ our school r total losers! so me being me thought i would go with a raccoon, so i called him raccy. Hmmm very origanal though but simple enough, during that night poor old raccy got killed 7 times.
Twice by Jessica.B, Once by a girl called bridget who is an idiot!, Twice by my friend Kelly(who kicked raccy to the moon)Once by my freind Nicole and Once by Nikki.
We had alot off funerals and even got caught on tape once!!!! But luckily Raccy survived!!! Then in early Feb 2003 I Dani 12 married Raccy Jack Raccoon 12 in the school library as unromantic it was i kissed a book to make up for the imaginary raccy! Now i luv raccoons! I love em so much!! They are so gorgeous!

Mrs Laffin Story

It was another boring history lesson and that day me and my best friend Jemima were totaly bored as Pextah had lost control of the class yet again, so we were being silly and imagining that a plane had dropped a bomb and we had to run away. Well there is this teacher at school I totally despise, other wise known as Mrs Laffin the pinegrunt, A CL teacher that totally hates my guts!
Well I guess that feeling is mutural!
So I suggested that we see Mrs Laffin flying through the air,"wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee" goes Mrs Laffin flying through the air, as funny as it was the following night I had a dream. Yes a dream unfortunatley i didn't see Mrs Laffin flying through the air but I saw the humungous hole she left in the ground when she lands!
Another story about her was when we went on year 7 camp and she came and told our cabin to quieten down. As she yelled her heads of at us i was rolling my eyes in bed.
Then as she walked out of the cabin i didn't realise the window was open and I made a snorting/grunting noise and she heard so the pinegrunt came storming back into the cabin, screaming "who did that?" we all burst out in fits off laughter and then my friend lucy blabbed "Dani did miss" porcupines are untrustworthy creatures I tell you!

The ride on the space probe!
On the 5th of April 2004 i went to Wonderland one last time before it closed down, and so did the count i decided to go on the 80m high space probe and so did the count. So there was this innocent Count going up 80m into the air when he was waayyyy under the height limit and the count was sitting on my lap.
"5", "4", "3","2"
argggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
i screamed
"noooooooooooooooooooooo"
went the count as we fell to our death. Thankgord he was ok and me off course.
But that was just another adventure of the count.

Pine Grunt Song

This is a song especially dedicated to mrs laffin!! (when she flies through the air)
Made by dani and nic

Up in the air Mrs Laffin,
Up in the air flying upside down
Up in the air Mrs laffin
With ya big ass to the ground
Did ya hear the great announcement
That no one likes you at all
And ya know Mrs Laffin that it will be time to watch S block fly or Renew your biblicals
I say 5 pairs of glasses,
4 glasses case
3 re-newed bibles
2 holes in the ground
AND ONE BIG TRIP THROUGH THE AIR!